Why I hate patent trolls

Why I hate patent trolls (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patent_troll)

"I call shotgun!"
"What do you mean you call shotgun?"
"I - call - shot - gun."
"But you're not even going."
"Yes, but someone else will go and they'll want to sit in the front, so I am calling it."
"And then what?"
"When they sit down, I will point out I already called it and make them move."
"But you're not going. You don't even want to use the seat."
"Doesn't matter. I called it, so anyone who wants the seat can either move or... "
"Or what?"
"Or work out an arrangement to license use of the seat."
"But it's not your seat. You don't even own the car. You just came up with the idea of calling the seat first, and the only reason you called it is because you know someone else will sit there. I don't think you even know where we're going."
"Doesn't matter. I called it."
"Dick."
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