Oh hai. I is Homer. I like climbing trees, chasing my buddies Mr Patty and Spooky, and playing outsides. I wish you a happy April Fool's day, chumps! Ha ha! [+/-] Hide/Show Text [+/-] Hide/Show Text
No time for April Fool's frivolity today. My mother's in town for a week, starting yesterday, so I've been busy prepping the house and getting work things in order. I will likely post photos to Rambles (http://sumocats.blogspot.com/) and voice to N2S (http://www.evernote.com/pub/sumocat/notes), but I will have little time for ink. That means no jokes today, unless I'm joking now, which means I was joking before, so the joke's on you, chumps! Ha ha ha! [+/-] Hide/Show Text [+/-] Hide/Show Text
Sumocat am bad man. He no feed me every hour. He no feed me cheeseburger. He no feed me lasagna. He smell like flowers and herbs, not catnip. He am stupid and do dumb jokes. [+/-] Hide/Show Text [+/-] Hide/Show Text