Judging by Gizmodo, new Apple TV will be a hit

Judging by Gizmodo, new Apple TV will be a hit

Jesus Diaz of Gizmodo claims "An Apple Television is a very Stupid Idea." (http://gizmodo.com/5613905/an-apple-television-is-a-very-stupid-idea) Reminds me of the time Brian Lam of Gizmodo stated "I'm Afraid an Apple Tablet Would Be Stupid." (http://gizmodo.com/5160598/im-afraid-an-apple-tablet-would-be-stupid) Based on that precedent, I would guess Apple will sell 3M stupid televisions in three months, generating more than $1.5B in stupid revenue.
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I wonder why Android users get fewer chicks

I wonder why Android users get fewer chicks

Interesting juxtaposition of stories today. First, Verizon announced a limited edition R2-D2 version of the DROID 2 (http://www.gottabemobile.com/2010/08/10/droid-2-r2-d2-edition-my-worst-fear-realized/). Then Gizmodo ran what appears to be a sponsored post that claims Android users get half the action of iPhone users (http://gizmodo.com/5609444/iphones-users-have-twice-as-much-sex-as-android-users-plus-which-camera-makes-you-sexiest). Now, I don't really buy that, but I have to say, the same-day announcement of a limited edition R2-D2 Android phone does nothing to dispel the theory.
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The Colbert Report used my joke!

The Colbert Report used my joke!

Check it out! Responding to the recent report that 1.38% of Fox News viewers are African American, The Colbert Report (http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/343124/august-04-2010/p-k--winsome---black-viewer-ratings) offered a breakdown of those viewers showing 45% were stuck watching while waiting in Jiffy Lube. That was last night. Here's what I wrote a week ago.

“Sounds high to me. We sure this 1.38% are actually watching and aren't just in the room when others are watching, like at a retirement home or Jiffy Lube waiting area.” -- Sumocat on the Huffington Post (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/Sumocat/fox-news-audience-just-13_n_659800_55128038.html)

Bazinga! Sumocat knows funny.
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