Bad Day for Mobile Blogging

It's bad enough that I composed my last post at the dentist office, but after I met my wife at Starbucks, I stuck around to post it and drew the attention of a delusional drifter type while sitting outside (beautiful day BTW).

He's checking out my tablet and starts talking about his modeling career and the marketing business he wants to set up. I enjoy showing off my tablet and I don't mean to discriminate, but why did I get the crazy dude and not the hot blonde who walked by a minute later? Not fair.