If my life had a soundtrack, these are what I'd name the tracks on the current album, based on what I say and hear regularly.
1. Why is there a cat here? 2. Shoveling turds 3. The language around here is so fucking foul 4. You talking to me or the cats? 5. Homer! 6. So much paper 7. "There" doesn't tell me where it is 8. Why don't you know this? 9. Gawd, I hate fax 10. Get off the phone and drive! [+/-] Hide/Show Text [+/-] Hide/Show Text