Some people complain about the crowds or the commercialization or fruitcake. But to me, the most dreaded part of the holiday season are the ghostly, undead zombie Christmas trees.
No head to shoot. No heart to stake. Vulnerable to fire, but you're liable to burn down the whole house that way. Fortunately, they're no more dangerous in undeath than they were in life, so the best thing is to just let them stand in the corner until the season is over... creepily. [+/-] Hide/Show Text [+/-] Hide/Show Text