3P: How to Keep Your Baby Safe From "Birther" Conspiracies

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3P: How to Keep Your Baby Safe From "Birther" Conspiracies

With the so-called "birthers" (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=birther) keeping their nutjob message in the media, I've become concerned that the eligibility of my future children to become President of the United States will be questioned because, like President Obama, they can only present a birth certificate, record of birth announcement in the local papers, confirmation from state officials, and passing an FBI security clearance. Thus, I've come up with bulletproof methods to ensure their eligibility.
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